Darkpower here, I’ll talk to you directly this time (unless some Baltimore Ravens fans kill me for that headline first), because I’m wanting to have full credit for this one…well, for the first 40 or so minutes that I was able to listen to a podcast that this website called AnalogHype posted this Sunday (I do believe). 40 minutes because by that point, I cared so little for it anymore that I had to turn it off. Fortunately, someone had enough nerve to listen to all of it.I also warn you that this will be a bit long, since there’s a LOT to get to on this one (UPDATE: I ended up listening to some more of it just so I could confirm some of these quotes for this article. You’re welcome, by the way).

I do get called a number of different things because of my personal console preference right now (the PS3, though that hasn’t stopped me from being fair nor critical of Sony or any of the idiots who are true fanboys to any system). You can have a preference without being a fanboy. Thus, I know when the line is and when I’m nearly crossing it (though I might here since this seems to be too damn good to be true). However, it seems like people who were on the AnalogHype decided to cross that line and then cross several others after that. There was one thing perfectly clear to anyone who actually listened to that garbage: AH is ran by a shitload of 360 fanboy clowns!

You don’t have to go any further (even though I will anyway, you know me by now) than the way one of the people on the podcast decided to submit the podcast to N4G. The ACTUAL headline was: “Underground Hype Episode 7: NPD Nerds Gone Wild “. Innocent enough. However, KeemJ (one of the AH clowns) submitted it to the gaming news portal site with the headline (and, if you’re not already, you might want to sit down for this): “GTA 4 DLC To Sell More Than Killzone 2, Underground Hype Episode 7“. Now, I’ll get to the CLAIMED reason that KeemJ tried to give me for that headline in just a moment, but let’s understand one thing: N4G has a rule that states that you are required to submit a story to the site with the exact same headline as what appeared in the actual article you’re submitting. I had both reported the submission AND made it clear of what the actual headline was. It’s changed now on N4G, but not when KeemJ decided to say THIS about that changed headline:

I own a 4th of the site, i can go and edit the tittle of the post anytime. the name of the post was changed after the article was approved so i really don’t care.

And:

lmao so cause i changed the title on the site I’m making things up? dude i could change it back to the original title which is whats posted on N4G if i wanted to but I don’t want to. I don’t give 2 flying sh!ts about whats supposed to be on here. I did it how i wanted to. You don’t like it don’t read it. I don’t feel the need to “defend” anything i just wanted to clear things up but its clear to me now theres no reasoning with someone like you. This is my last response on this so feel free to talk to yourself from here on.

Thanks again,
Keem J

Aside from the fact that he could’ve gone to Catastrophe (one of the Admins on N4G and one of the fairest Admins I’ve met in a long time) like I did and pointed that out, who the hell is he kidding about “I don’t care”? He might as well have been posting it to Apocalyptica’s song the way he was wording that second quote. He didn’t care if he wasn’t following the N4G rules? Then why the fuck is he even ON N4G posting his BS on the site. It was obvious the way he was acting that he was trolling the site for hits. Oh, and this douchebag apparently invited me onto his podcast. My response was that I would go onto The Bitbag’s Warzone (which, I’ll admit, has improved a lot recently) before I go onto anything the AH clowns decide to post as a podcast. THIS guy’s answer to THAT:

lol ok have fun on the Warzone, the offer is open to anyone that joins our site not only you. Two of our guys are constantly on the warzone so i’m not impressed that you’ll be on there.

One, I never said I would be on the Warzone (though, now seeing that two of these clowns would be ON that show, I MIGHT accept that invitation Torrence gave me some time back if I’m guaranteed to be able to punk them out big time). Two, I have no interest in joining AnalogHype. And three…I can’t make sense of his reasoning for saying that he wouldn’t be impressed about my supposed WZ appearance. Is he not pleased with the WZ or is he just trying to say that my supposed appearance on there wouldn’t be that big of a deal? Not sure what he’s getting at there.

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